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What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

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What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

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What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!