How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!