How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.