How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon