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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.