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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.