What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.