What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...