What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*