What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)