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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.