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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!