Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.