You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Breaking the fifth wall.
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
Electro cute
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Robbery with violets!
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
