Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window