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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.