Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.