Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.