Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...