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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!