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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.