How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.