How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill