How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts