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How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.