How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!