How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.