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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

Genghis Khan Jokes More Genghis Khan Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Mongol Jokes More Mongol Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

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