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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.