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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

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Mongol Jokes More Mongol Jokes

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.