What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.