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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!