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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.