Because the captain stood on the deck.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
A Finnish line.
You can't!
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because there is no driver up there.
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Buy a deck of cards.
A Cheetah.
The team's kipper!
He Shatner.