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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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Snoop dog.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.