Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!