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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.