Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

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Mule-tide greetings.

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A Cheetah.

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

Son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.