Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.