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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Star Ship Enterprise Jokes More Star Ship Enterprise Jokes

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log