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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.