What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Portu-geese!

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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Natural log

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The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Because it was the hottest pepper.

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Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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It logs on.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again