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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log