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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Deadmau5 Jokes More Deadmau5 Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!