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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Deadmau5 Jokes More Deadmau5 Jokes

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5