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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Deadmau5 Jokes More Deadmau5 Jokes

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!