What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.