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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

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What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.