What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.