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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson