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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!