What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide