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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.