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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.