What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!