What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!