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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black Vin Diesel smell like Vinegar.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!