What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.