What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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A hearti*choke*....

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.