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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...