What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*