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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical