What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar