What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.