Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Because he'd drop everything

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He drops the base!

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He got turnip

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Coup coup coup

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Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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He had lost a deer friend

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One less drunk.

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