Turnip Jokes

Lettuce turnip the beet

They turnip the beets!

He got turnip

Turnip for what

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Lettuce turnip the beet

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Lettuce turnip the beet!

We're white and bulbous, just like America

In the foliage.

God bless America.

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

They just pray the gray away

A bird of pray.

Stephen Hawking

In the punchlines.

I'M BREADY TO DIE

A mis-carriage

Take me to the airport.

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Love

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

What vegetable parties the hardest?

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

What kinda vegetables like to party?

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Your Age Is Only Math

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What did one turnip say to the other?

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

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