Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.