Turnip Jokes

Lettuce turnip the beet

They turnip the beets!

He got turnip

Turnip for what

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Lettuce turnip the beet

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

People said she was making too much of a racket.

The letter P.

Put a peg on it's nose!

To see what made it run.

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

A one trip pony

He didn't like Chinese food.

Because he'd drop everything

He drops the base!

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