Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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He got turnip

What do you call black vegetables?

Collard greens

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.