What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet