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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.