What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.