What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers