What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.