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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip