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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.