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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.