What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip