What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Turnip for what

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip