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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip