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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.