What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*