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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!