What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.