What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.