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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*