What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet