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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.