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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred