A walkie talkie.
People said she was making too much of a racket.
He got turnip
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Alison to my radio in the mornings!
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
He waits at the next station
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
They're mostly Dum Dums.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
It takes guts.
It freaks out the dogs!
One has a job.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
A BokBok...
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
A high rise
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
In the I.C.U.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
