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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way