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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.