What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings