What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u