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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"