What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.