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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.