What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...