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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical