What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...