What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.