Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Juggle Jokes More Juggle Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.