Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Juggle Jokes More Juggle Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP