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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Juggle Jokes More Juggle Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.