Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP