Center Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego.

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

Absorb Jokes More Absorb Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll