They can't croco-dial the phones.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
The ghoulscorer.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
I don't know either he told me to askew!
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
A drama-dairy.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
Tip him for the pizza.
Little Caesars.
An insti-GATOR!
An alligator.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
Camembert!
Rep Tiles
A San Diego
Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
A Selfie!
Just add a G and now she's gone.
Evaporated milk
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.