Center Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man