They can't croco-dial the phones.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
The ghoulscorer.
I don't know either he told me to askew!
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
A drama-dairy.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
Extreme Pawnage
The Pittsburgh Steelers
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
Just run for office!
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
Ow, this really hertz.
I have only my shelf to blame
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
They tend to be shells of their former selves
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
The New York Jets ()
The New York jets.