Al Qaeda Jokes

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

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One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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The planes were stalin.

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

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The New York jets.

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Can February march?

No, but April may.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Won't get fooled again!

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.