Al Qaeda Jokes

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

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Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

New York Jets Jokes More New York Jets Jokes

What's AlQaeda's favorite football team?

The New York Jets

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets