Al Qaeda Jokes

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

New York Jet Jokes More New York Jet Jokes

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The New York jets.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Large Plain Jokes More Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains