Al Qaeda Jokes

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

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Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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New York Jets

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.