Al Qaeda Jokes

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()