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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'