What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'