What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!