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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!