What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did the termite say to the chair?

It was nice knawing you.