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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.