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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side