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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Where do people with one leg work at?

And what are the employees names?

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.