Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!