Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.