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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

City Jokes More City Jokes

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.