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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.