What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.