What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.