What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

They both don't work without a chain.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.