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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.