What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible