They tend to be shells of their former selves
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
They Rocked their doors.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Kung Boo
Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out
Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
It's sin-ful. self made joke
A Cellfie
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
Because they were both too Shellfish.
You always end up going off onto tangents.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
You may fist the bride
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
He might Pikachu.
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
An order for two large plains.
A symphony
He was cross.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.
