They tend to be shells of their former selves
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
They Rocked their doors.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Kung Boo
Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out
Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
It's sin-ful. self made joke
A Cellfie
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
By bee-mail.
By referee-mail.
My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.
Sweeping generalizations.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
HaRAMbe
No Self Esteem!
You may fist the bride
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
A cantelope.
It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*
Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)