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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.