What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.