Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Pop Star Jokes More Pop Star Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Fast Country Jokes More Fast Country Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

What country do I live?

Iran