Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Pop Star Jokes More Pop Star Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K