Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Fast Country Jokes More Fast Country Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji