Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Fast Country Jokes More Fast Country Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

K Jokes More K Jokes

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.