Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

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Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway