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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.