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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.