Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one