Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.