Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.