What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.