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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.