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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What's up, britches?!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!