Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.