Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)