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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)