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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.