Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)