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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.