Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!