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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

Aggie Jokes More Aggie Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail