Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail