Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Aggie Jokes More Aggie Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail