How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!