How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.