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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.