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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.