Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.