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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!