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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)