Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale