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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.