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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.