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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.