What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Nerdy Digger Jokes More Nerdy Digger Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.