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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Nerdy Digger Jokes More Nerdy Digger Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.