Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
They both worry about the position of colons.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31