How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.