None. That's a hardware problem.
He calls it a work of art.
We just report the facts we don't change them.
None. They like it on the dark side.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
None that's a hardware problem