How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!