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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.