What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.