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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.