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How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.