How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.