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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.