How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

They're doing research on black holes.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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How do you organise a space party?

You planet!

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.