What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.