What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.