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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.