What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

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A timely manor.

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Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.