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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect