Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'